GUFFBOT
Mandatory Daily Recreation
DAILY DUTIES · FRIDAY 31 JULYDOCKET 4217 (APPROX.)
© 1982 GUFFBOT RESEARCH LTD
YOU HAVE LEFT DIRECTORATE PREMISES
WHENLY
[ in the real build, this is the actual game at its own URL —
the character stays out here in the chrome ]

NOTICE OF PROMOTION

DEPARTMENT OF COMPULSORY FUN · OFFICIAL NOTICE

THE DAILY HONOURS BOARD

SCORES DIRECTORATE · PERMANENT RECORD (DAILY)
A score of 0000 qualifies for the board.
ENTER YOUR INITIALS. THREE LETTERS.
IT IS ALL I CAN STORE.
DISCHARGED
BUREAU OF DAILY GUFF · OFFICIAL DISPATCH

CERTIFICATE OF
FULL COMPLIANCE

This document confirms that the bearer
discharged ALL DAILY DUTIES on
FRIDAY 31 JULY
Rank:
Service record: days
Conduct: acceptable
Signed,
GUFFBOT
Supreme Adjudicator (self-appointed)
Office of the Supreme Adjudicator
This certificate confers no rights, privileges, or refreshments.